Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Why do horror movies suck
I know that sounds like a pretty broad topic, but I am serious. Why don't we have any original horror movies any more? You can only see so many movies about a ritual to remove a possessed soul before you get sick. The Exorcist was the last great movie about possession. Then you go to Zombie movies were there are like a million of them. But let's stick with the best. I can't choose between the Omega man and the Last man on earth. They both have pretty much the same premise and are both great movies. One has Charelton Heston, the other Vincent Price. Next to Alfred Hitchcock and Bela Lugosi, I place Vincent Price. I know that there are people that think Boris Karloff or Christopher Lee were better actors than the poor heroin addict Lugosi. I have to disagree. I think that any modern vampire owes it to Bela Lugosi. He was the first great vampire and the best. The look, his accent, the thing he did with his fingers because he was double jointed.....Brilliant. For the Ghost movies, I have to go with House on Haunted Hill and the Corpse vanishes.The recent trend of the blair witch style wannabe documentary bullshit makes me sick. A bunch of poor acting being hailed as masterpieces. I also want to take this time to say DAMN YOU to Steven Spielberg for making paranormal activity. With slasher flicks it is hard to name an all out leader. I like Michael Meyers and Jason Voorhies. I know some of you will try to convince me that jigsaw or Freddy Krueger are the best. While Freddy has the whole fear factor with dreams, Jason kicked his ass. Jigsaw is nothing more than a doctor who was pushed too far. Looking at all the people that wasted their lives made him snap. Sure there is a nice spin to it, the story lines are watchable and the devices he uses are pretty cool, the whole thing is unentertaining. It is almost like they are trying to one up the last one in a gross out and see if they can do more things that make you wince in pain. I have not decided yet if I am going to watch the new one in 3-D yet or not. The predictability may be too much for me. Oh and movies that use Native American traditions to scare people is just plain insulting. Making light of another persons religious beliefs and trying to make you afraid of them is assanine.Oh, and while I am on all things assanine, Will Smith is not allowed to star in any more horror movies. Until I saw seven pounds and persuit of happiness I thought he was a one trick pony. We need an action star to act tough and walk around saying "Aw hell no" and act like you are a badass cause you are black. Ripping off every stereotype associated with black people. What happened to that little kid from philly who tried to show a bunch of rich guys in Bel Air how to be real again? Attention directors and producers ripping off horror movies from another country in an attempt to make money here is a little too hypocritical. You take a movie from another country recast it sometimes and sell it as the english version and make money, but when people download your movies for private personal use you throw a fit. I hope you can see the bullshit in that. The more I watch I am Legend the sadder I get. I am seeing that all Resident Evil is, is a cheap rip off of this movie. There are things from all of the Resident Evil movies in this movie. Which also makes them a rip off of Omega Man and the Last man on earth. Oh well, as long as Mila Jovavich keeps playing Alice I will keep seeing them. It is sad that we can't have any of our own ideas. We have to remake the shit out of older better movies. We are doomed.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
The nigger rule
This post is at the request of a friend of mine. I know that it has taken me a while to write this up. I have been thinking a long time about it and pushed a little thing I had planned about a mosque back to write this.
I am sure that there are those of you that know me well enough to know what this is going to be all about. I hope that it will find you with good spirits, but do not take this lightly. While the subject matter and the contents may be humorous to some, I am quite serious about these rules.
I was thinking one day about the bull shit surrounding the NAACP and affirmative action when I came up with the nigger rule. The NAACP exists to ensure that Black people get fair treatment from society. Well at least that is what they claim. But I think we all know the truth. They are around to make sure that there are specific benefits that Black people get because of the color of their skin. Affirmative action is the same way. One is a policy one is an organization. Both are there to make sure that white people are denied some things because they are white. OH SHIT SON!!!! Did he just suggest that the NAACP and Affirmative action is the next evolution of racism? I won't go as far as to say that the NAACP is like the KKK, but...... How many lives have been changed drastically and not in the best ways because white people have been denied things that they earned so an underqualified person of another skin color could advance?
While you think about that, now let me explain the real nigger rule. When a white person calls a black person a nigger, the black person just might kick the shit out of the white person. If a black person calls another black person a nigger everything is ok. Cause they are both black. So, as a fat middle aged white balding american I take it upon myself to make fun of others who are similarly afflicted. If your ass looks like a couple of pugs fighting over a piece of bacon I will be laughing at you. If there are moldy pieces of food long forgotten in the rolls of your skin, I will be mocking you for some time. If you wear a toupe to cover a bad combover, I will be laughing at you. If you are a white redneck I will laugh my ass off at you every chance I get. No, I am not a redneck but I am white. All of this has been made possible by a race of people who took a negative and degrading word placed on them by a bunch of racists and turned it into a positive and a way to discriminate against people.
I am sure that there are those of you that know me well enough to know what this is going to be all about. I hope that it will find you with good spirits, but do not take this lightly. While the subject matter and the contents may be humorous to some, I am quite serious about these rules.
I was thinking one day about the bull shit surrounding the NAACP and affirmative action when I came up with the nigger rule. The NAACP exists to ensure that Black people get fair treatment from society. Well at least that is what they claim. But I think we all know the truth. They are around to make sure that there are specific benefits that Black people get because of the color of their skin. Affirmative action is the same way. One is a policy one is an organization. Both are there to make sure that white people are denied some things because they are white. OH SHIT SON!!!! Did he just suggest that the NAACP and Affirmative action is the next evolution of racism? I won't go as far as to say that the NAACP is like the KKK, but...... How many lives have been changed drastically and not in the best ways because white people have been denied things that they earned so an underqualified person of another skin color could advance?
While you think about that, now let me explain the real nigger rule. When a white person calls a black person a nigger, the black person just might kick the shit out of the white person. If a black person calls another black person a nigger everything is ok. Cause they are both black. So, as a fat middle aged white balding american I take it upon myself to make fun of others who are similarly afflicted. If your ass looks like a couple of pugs fighting over a piece of bacon I will be laughing at you. If there are moldy pieces of food long forgotten in the rolls of your skin, I will be mocking you for some time. If you wear a toupe to cover a bad combover, I will be laughing at you. If you are a white redneck I will laugh my ass off at you every chance I get. No, I am not a redneck but I am white. All of this has been made possible by a race of people who took a negative and degrading word placed on them by a bunch of racists and turned it into a positive and a way to discriminate against people.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Angst
Well my last post got some traffic. Thank you Kev. A more condensed version has made it to a local paper as a letter to the editor. They verified it, but I am not sure if it will get printed. I hope it will.
No a warning about this post. There is some angst involved. Thus the title. It is a darker side that I seem to be revealing on here more than I do in the other world. You know the one where I am a nice person.
So ever thought about committing a near perfect rape/murder? I have. I have gone over the act in my head a million times. The victims change but the acts remain the same. Despite what you see on tv most text messages are not stored on the cell providers server. As long as you communicate through text mainly and no calls the day of the event you should do fine. You will want to make sure to make a phone call to the phone after the act. Saying something along the lines of sorry I missed you. I went to the movie without you. Make sure to plan to see a long movie. Or at least I would. That way if she tells friends and it comes back to you, you will have an alibi. Buy the tickets online that way there is a trace. Get to the theatre about 10 minuets early. Go into the theatre and buy popcorn and a drink. Get your ticket stub validated and slip out the exit. Most theatres won't be watching who comes and just leaves. Then meet up with the soon to be victim. Don't meet up at the theatre. Meet somewhere else. Take her for a drive someplace out west. Or to the desert in kamas. By this time you will need to take the phone from her. You may need a gun by they have a tendency of going off. Anyways. Make sure she can't call for help. Keep the phone have a place to stash it and destroy it other than where the crime takes place. Also wear gloves. You will also need some steel wool, a turkey baster, some bleach and some rope and a couple of cinder blocks. Don't tie her arms or legs. They will leave marks. Knock her out. You already hate her so knocking her out will do you some good. Then go ahead and rape her. I am sure that you know how to do it so I am not going to tell you how. Just make sure you don't leave any evidence. After you are done, oh and no condoms. Just more evidence. Take the steel wool and make sure you clean her. Rub her raw downstairs. You will probably ejaculate in her so that is where the turkey baster comes in. Fill it with some bleach and stick it up in her and squirt. Keep pumping her full of bleach until it comes out. Once you are done, Go ahead and tie her legs together and put her in a tarp. Make sure you cover the whole body cause she will be going in your trunk. You can choose a few places to leave her. I wouldn't leave her alive. She will point you out in a line up and Utah hates men. When you get to your chosen lake tie the other end of the rope to the cinder blocks. Then just toss her in the middle. You could drag her out there and swim her out or use a raft doesn't matter. I would suggest a raft. There are places in the middle of bear lake that no one will ever find her if she is anchored securely enough. The marine life will have some nice meals on her body while it decays. Ahh now there is missing time in your alibi. You leave the message on the phone absolving you of meeting up with her. Make sure the message indicates you were at the meeting point. Anyways. After the movie you decided to go home. Oh and for fucks sake see the damn movie another time so you know what it is about.
Man that felt good. This is all very helpful. I am sure that there are some loopholes someone will be able to find in this. But at least it provides a nice starting point to improve on.
All for now to the 1 person who reads this I hope it was enjoyable.
No a warning about this post. There is some angst involved. Thus the title. It is a darker side that I seem to be revealing on here more than I do in the other world. You know the one where I am a nice person.
So ever thought about committing a near perfect rape/murder? I have. I have gone over the act in my head a million times. The victims change but the acts remain the same. Despite what you see on tv most text messages are not stored on the cell providers server. As long as you communicate through text mainly and no calls the day of the event you should do fine. You will want to make sure to make a phone call to the phone after the act. Saying something along the lines of sorry I missed you. I went to the movie without you. Make sure to plan to see a long movie. Or at least I would. That way if she tells friends and it comes back to you, you will have an alibi. Buy the tickets online that way there is a trace. Get to the theatre about 10 minuets early. Go into the theatre and buy popcorn and a drink. Get your ticket stub validated and slip out the exit. Most theatres won't be watching who comes and just leaves. Then meet up with the soon to be victim. Don't meet up at the theatre. Meet somewhere else. Take her for a drive someplace out west. Or to the desert in kamas. By this time you will need to take the phone from her. You may need a gun by they have a tendency of going off. Anyways. Make sure she can't call for help. Keep the phone have a place to stash it and destroy it other than where the crime takes place. Also wear gloves. You will also need some steel wool, a turkey baster, some bleach and some rope and a couple of cinder blocks. Don't tie her arms or legs. They will leave marks. Knock her out. You already hate her so knocking her out will do you some good. Then go ahead and rape her. I am sure that you know how to do it so I am not going to tell you how. Just make sure you don't leave any evidence. After you are done, oh and no condoms. Just more evidence. Take the steel wool and make sure you clean her. Rub her raw downstairs. You will probably ejaculate in her so that is where the turkey baster comes in. Fill it with some bleach and stick it up in her and squirt. Keep pumping her full of bleach until it comes out. Once you are done, Go ahead and tie her legs together and put her in a tarp. Make sure you cover the whole body cause she will be going in your trunk. You can choose a few places to leave her. I wouldn't leave her alive. She will point you out in a line up and Utah hates men. When you get to your chosen lake tie the other end of the rope to the cinder blocks. Then just toss her in the middle. You could drag her out there and swim her out or use a raft doesn't matter. I would suggest a raft. There are places in the middle of bear lake that no one will ever find her if she is anchored securely enough. The marine life will have some nice meals on her body while it decays. Ahh now there is missing time in your alibi. You leave the message on the phone absolving you of meeting up with her. Make sure the message indicates you were at the meeting point. Anyways. After the movie you decided to go home. Oh and for fucks sake see the damn movie another time so you know what it is about.
Man that felt good. This is all very helpful. I am sure that there are some loopholes someone will be able to find in this. But at least it provides a nice starting point to improve on.
All for now to the 1 person who reads this I hope it was enjoyable.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Prop 8
I know that this post is going to push a lot of buttons with people. Well since no one reads this thing and I am just doing it for myself I guess it won't push any of my buttons. However, there is a part of me that says that some day someone might stumble on this blog and become offended at the things I am going to say. To those that choose to take offence I say go fuck yourself.
For over 300 years we have been harassing people that may live differently than we do. Before we were even made a country we were executing people because a bunch of little bitches said that they thought they were in live with Lucifer. We have stopped killing people for the most part because of their differences but that hasn't stopped us from persecuting them. I may not agree with the way that everyone lives and I may not like the things about them that they were born with and can't control, but that does not give me the right to deny them any liberties that I enjoy.
In the founding documents written up by Thomas Jefferson one of the rights expected were life, liberty and the persuit of happiness.Tell me where having a different lifestyle, different skin color or different religious beliefs impose on your ability to enjoy those rights. I would think that after the history our country has of dying for that right to choose that we would remember it applies to everyone. If a homosexual part black part indian serves our country in the military when they are defending our rights, shouldn't his rights count too?
It is sad that our country is wasting time and energy on a fight that has been over for more than 100 years. No where in our constitution does it say that you have to worship the same invisible being that everyone else does. No where does it say that you have to carry the same beliefs as everyone else does. In fact, it says just the opposite. It protects the right to believe the way you want to believe. It protects the right to be born black, indian, mexican, white or whatever color you are born. I think that the people that are going around saying that gay marriage is unconsitutional need to go back through and read the constitution. We can't dictate the way people live. It was not the king of Englands right in the 1700's when we defected and it is not our right today.
For over 300 years we have been harassing people that may live differently than we do. Before we were even made a country we were executing people because a bunch of little bitches said that they thought they were in live with Lucifer. We have stopped killing people for the most part because of their differences but that hasn't stopped us from persecuting them. I may not agree with the way that everyone lives and I may not like the things about them that they were born with and can't control, but that does not give me the right to deny them any liberties that I enjoy.
In the founding documents written up by Thomas Jefferson one of the rights expected were life, liberty and the persuit of happiness.Tell me where having a different lifestyle, different skin color or different religious beliefs impose on your ability to enjoy those rights. I would think that after the history our country has of dying for that right to choose that we would remember it applies to everyone. If a homosexual part black part indian serves our country in the military when they are defending our rights, shouldn't his rights count too?
It is sad that our country is wasting time and energy on a fight that has been over for more than 100 years. No where in our constitution does it say that you have to worship the same invisible being that everyone else does. No where does it say that you have to carry the same beliefs as everyone else does. In fact, it says just the opposite. It protects the right to believe the way you want to believe. It protects the right to be born black, indian, mexican, white or whatever color you are born. I think that the people that are going around saying that gay marriage is unconsitutional need to go back through and read the constitution. We can't dictate the way people live. It was not the king of Englands right in the 1700's when we defected and it is not our right today.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Remote desktop
Man this thing has been a pain in my ass. I get the ssh tunnel working correctly. I can do almost anything you should be able to do. Except I can't get it to work right on my Linux box. I thought things with linux were supposed to be easier. Hell I can even get into the router and control things inside of there.
There are some things in life that just aren't worth the frustration. I guess this is one of them lol. DAMN YOU KDE4 for using a shitty remote desktop application.
There are some things in life that just aren't worth the frustration. I guess this is one of them lol. DAMN YOU KDE4 for using a shitty remote desktop application.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Would it really be all that bad?
I wonder what it would feel like to connect with his face. Feel the blood from his cut lip on my knuckles. Watch as he coughs up blood while I am kicking him in the stomach. I wonder how hard you can really kick a guy in the groin? After you smash the testes and it looks like he is about to lose consciousness is it worth it to continue? At what point does the shock that you are beating the shit out of a guy wear off and someone step in and try to stop it? Does he strike back? Am I able to catch him off guard enough and with enough force and punches that he does not have a chance to fight back? Will he fight back or run away? How long will it take me to bulk up to the point that I can pick his ass up and slam him on the concrete and have some hope of doing damage? Once I get to that point, how long will it take for me to gather up all the hatred that has been building and concentrate it all on him? What consequences am I looking at? Sure I will probably do some time. But by that time I will be bulked up enough that no one will screw with me in jail. Will I go to prison? At what point does beating the shit out of someone become a felony? Is it worth it? There is a strange comfort that comes from knowing that he will be eating the rest of his meals through a feeding tube and that any chance of a state of coitus will be gone. The only real question that remains is if she will disown me or finally divorce the loser.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Holy shit
Yes that is right. I finally got off my ass and decided to start a blog. It is not like I think I have anything interesting to say or anything that people would enjoy reading. This is just one of many of the things I am doing to stick my middle finger up at the interwebs and say look I was here. This is my own personal kilroy.
What can you as the reader hope to gain from the blog? Not a damn thing. If you gain anything from this blog I will take it down and have it deleted. I will not be responsible for contributing to the education of the people on the interwebs.
If you read something on my blog and you like it and think, "Hey I agree with that". Please let me know by written communication and I will either take down the blog, or give you permission to incorporate my ripped off ideas with your own. I would like to take this time to let people know that this blog is considered a copyrighted work. Any written transcript from this blog or copying from this blog can not be reproduced without the explicit consent of the author me.
In sort, this is my opinions and these are the facts as I see them. If you take them from me without my consent I will go biblical on your ass. Have you ever made a golden graven image of the burning and itching sensation in your secret places???? Just think about how getting that molded will feel before you take from my blog.
What can you as the reader hope to gain from the blog? Not a damn thing. If you gain anything from this blog I will take it down and have it deleted. I will not be responsible for contributing to the education of the people on the interwebs.
If you read something on my blog and you like it and think, "Hey I agree with that". Please let me know by written communication and I will either take down the blog, or give you permission to incorporate my ripped off ideas with your own. I would like to take this time to let people know that this blog is considered a copyrighted work. Any written transcript from this blog or copying from this blog can not be reproduced without the explicit consent of the author me.
In sort, this is my opinions and these are the facts as I see them. If you take them from me without my consent I will go biblical on your ass. Have you ever made a golden graven image of the burning and itching sensation in your secret places???? Just think about how getting that molded will feel before you take from my blog.
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